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This guy is insane. I love him. If you can find any of his 'work' - pls, post here ;]

<Jdogg> Hey
<QT> Hey
<Jdogg> whats goin on
<QT> Nothing. Who are you?
<Jdogg> Jdogg . Wanna cyber?
<QT> what does that mean?
<Jdogg> what are you wearing?
<QT> T-shirt. Jeans.
<Jdogg> Garter belt?
<QT> Ummm...no.
<Jdogg> Are we gonna cyber or not?
<QT> uh, okay.
<Jdogg> Sweet, I start by rubbing your ass all around. You love this.
<Jdogg> You're wet already. I can smell your pussy stink from here.
<QT> WHAT?!
<Jdogg> I execute standing position 12 from the Kama Sutra. Passion fills the room. Your head is close to the ceiling fan.
<Jdogg> You leave everything to Jdogg.
<Jdogg> I am completely inside of you. You are my dick puppet. I put on a little play.
<QT> This is weird. I should go.
<Jdogg> I drop you on the ground, and lay a stripe down your back.
<QT> A stripe?
<Jdogg> I need a sandwich.
<QT> You're a freak.
<Jdogg> I was great. You loved it.

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<Wellhung> Hello, Sweetheart. What do you look like?
<Sweetheart> I am wearing a red silk blouse, a miniskirt and high heels. I work out every day, I'm toned and perfect. My measurements are 36-24-36. What do you look like?
<Wellhung> I'm 6'3" and about 280 pounds.I wear glasses and I have on a pair of blue sweat pants I just bought from Walmart.I'm also wearing a T-shirt with a few spots of barbecue sauce on it from dinner...it smells funny.
<Sweetheart> I want you.Would you like to screw me?
<Wellhung> OK
<Sweetheart> We're in my bedroom.There's soft music playing on the stereo and candles on my dresser and night table.I'm looking up into your eyes, smiling. My hand works its way down to your crotch and begins to fondle your huge, swelling bulge.
<Wellhung> I'm gulping, I'm beginning to sweat.
<Sweetheart> I'm pulling up your shirt and kissing your chest.
<Wellhung> Now I'm unbuttoning your blouse.My hands are trembling.
<Sweetheart> I'm moaning softly.
<Wellhung> I'm taking hold of your blouse and sliding it off slowly.
<Sweetheart> I'm throwing my head back in pleasure.The cool silk slides off my warm skin.I'm rubbing your bulge faster, pulling and rubbing.
<Wellhung> My hand suddenly jerks spastically and accidentally rips a hole in your blouse.I'm sorry.
<Sweetheart> That's OK, it wasn't really too expensive.
<Wellhung> I'll pay for it.
<Sweetheart> Don't worry about it.I'm wearing a lacy black bra.My soft breasts are rising and falling, as I breath harder and harder.
<Wellhung> I'm fumbling with the clasp on your bra.I think it's stuck. Do you have any scissors?
<Sweetheart> I take your hand and kiss it softly.I'm reaching back undoing the clasp. The bra slides off my body. The air caresses my breasts. My nipples are erect for you.
<Wellhung> How did you do that? I'm picking up the bra and inspecting the clasp.
<Sweetheart> I'm arching my back. Oh baby. I just want to feel your tongue all over me.
<Wellhung> I'm dropping the bra. Now I'm licking your, you know, breasts. They're neat!
<Sweetheart> I'm running my fingers through your hair. Now I'm nibbling your ear.
<Wellhung> I suddenly sneeze. Your breasts are covered with spit and phlegm.
<Sweetheart> What?
<Wellhung> I'm so sorry. Really.
<Sweetheart> I'm wiping your phlegm off my breasts with the remains of my blouse.
<Wellhung> I'm taking the sopping wet blouse from you. I drop it with a plop.
<Sweetheart> OK. I'm pulling your sweat pants down and rubbing your hard tool.
<Wellhung> I'm screaming like a woman. Your hands are cold! Yeeee!
<Sweetheart> I'm pulling up my miniskirt. Take off my panties.
<Wellhung> I'm pulling off your panties. My tongue is going all over, in and out nibbling on you...umm... wait a minute.
<Sweetheart> What's the matter?
<Wellhung> I've got a pubic hair caught in my throat. I'm choking.
<Sweetheart> Are you OK?
<Wellhung> I'm having a coughing fit. I'm turning all red.
<Sweetheart> Can I help?
<Wellhung> I'm running to the kitchen, choking wildly. I'm fumbling through the cabinets, looking for a cup. Where do you keep your cups?
<Sweetheart> In the cabinet to the right of the sink.
<Wellhung> I'm drinking a cup of water. There, that's better.
<Sweetheart> Come back to me, lover.
<Wellhung> I'm washing the cup now.
<Sweetheart> I'm on the bed arching for you.
<Wellhung> I'm drying the cup. Now I'm putting it back in the cabinet. And now I'm walking back to the bedroom. Wait, it's dark, I'm lost. Where's the bedroom?
<Sweetheart> Last door on the left at the end of the hall.
<Wellhung> I found it.
<Sweetheart> I'm tuggin' off your pants. I'm moaning. I want you so badly.
<Wellhung> Me too.
<Sweetheart> Your pants are off. I kiss you passionately-our naked bodies pressing each other.
<Wellhung> Your face is pushing my glasses into my face. It hurts.
<Sweetheart> Why don't you take off your glasses?
<Wellhung> OK, but I can't see very well without them. I place the glasses on the night table.
<Sweetheart> I'm bending over the bed. Give it to me, baby!
<Wellhung> I have to pee. I'm fumbling my way blindly across the room and toward the bathroom.
<Sweetheart> Hurry back, lover.
<Wellhung> I find the bathroom and it's dark. I'm feeling around for the toilet. I lift the lid.
<Sweetheart> I'm waiting eagerly for your return.
<Wellhung> I'm done going. I'm feeling around for the flush handle, but I can't find it. Uh-oh!
<Sweetheart> What's the matter now?
<Wellhung> I've realized that I've peed into your laundry hamper. Sorry again. I'm walking back to the bedroom now, blindly feeling my way.
<Sweetheart> Mmm, yes. Come on.
<Wellhung> OK, now I'm going to put my...you know ...thing...in your...you know...woman's thing.
<Sweetheart> Yes! Do it, baby! Do it!
<Wellhung> I'm touching your smooth butt. It feels so nice. I kiss your neck. Umm, I'm having a little trouble here.
<Sweetheart> I'm moving my ass back and forth, moaning. I can't stand it another second! Slide in! Screw me now!
<Wellhung> I'm flaccid.
<Sweetheart> What?
<Wellhung> I'm limp. I can't sustain an erection.
<Sweetheart> I'm standing up and turning around; an incredulous look on my face.
<Wellhung> I'm shrugging with a sad look on my face, my weiner all floppy. I'm going to get my glasses and see what's wrong.
<Sweetheart> No, never mind. I'm getting dressed. I'm putting on my underwear. Now I'm putting on my wet nasty blouse.
<Wellhung> No wait! Now I'm squinting, trying to find the night table. I'm feeling along the dresser, knocking over cans of hair spray, picture frames and your candles.
<Sweetheart> I'm buttoning my blouse. Now I'm putting on my shoes.
<Wellhung> I've found my glasses. I'm putting them on. My God! One of our candles fell on the curtain. The curtain is on fire! I'm pointing at it, a shocked look on my face.
<Sweetheart> Go to hell. I'm logging off, you loser!
<Wellhung> Now the carpet is on fire! Oh noooo!

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<Bloodninja> I lick your earlobe, and undo your watch.
<Sarah19fca> mmmm, okay.
<Bloodninja> I take yo pants off, grunting like a troll.
<Sarah19fca> Yeah I like it rough.
<Bloodninja> I smack you thick booty.
<Sarah19fca> Oh yeah, that feels good.
<Bloodninja> Smack, Smack, yeeeaahhh.
<Bloodninja> I make some toast and eat it off your ass. Land O' Lakes butter all in your crack. Mmmm.
<Sarah19fca> you like that?
<Bloodninja> I peel some bananas.
<Sarah19fca> Oh, what are you gonna do with those?
<Bloodninja> get me peanuts. Peanuts from the ballpark.
<Sarah19fca> Peanuts?
<Bloodninja> Ken Griffey Jr. Yeaaaaahhh.
<Sarah19fca> What are you talking about?
<Bloodninja> I'm spent, I jump down into the alley and smoke a fatty. I throw rocks at the cats.
<Sarah19fca> This is stupid.
<Bloodninja> Stone Cold Steve Austin gives me some beer.
<Bloodninja> Wanna Wrestle Stone Cold?
<Bloodninja> Yeeaahhhh.
<Sarah19fca> /ignore
<Bloodninja> Its cool stone cold she was a bitch anyway.
<Bloodninja> We get on harleys and ride into the sunset.

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<Partner6> So you're really a 18 yr old girl right?
<J> Yeah, J for Julie.
<Partner6> So whats with the "Dogg"
<J> Uh, It's cause I'm into the latina gangs and shit. You know, rollin with tha homies and shit.
<Partner6> Oh, uh ok thats cool. So you ever seen a gun?
<J> Yeah like I got 6 guns.
<Partner6> Thats cool, so you wanna see my gun?
<J> hehe, of course baby.
<Partner6> I pull off my pants and show you my "gun".
<J> Ohh, it's so big.
<Partner6> Yeah, what you want to do?
<J> Umm, i guess stroke it or something.
<Partner6> It likes that.
<J> aight.
<Partner6> Keep talking to me baby...
<J> I kiss you on the mouth, hard, but then gently.
<Partner6> Mmmm, daddy like.
<J> I unzip my pants...
<Partner6> Yes, show me what you got.
<J> I pull out my schlong, and rub it on your breasts...
<Partner6> WTF?!
<J> Oh shit, I meant, your schlong! your schlong!
<Partner6> I've had it with you queers trying to cyber me, I only fuck women...
<J> Shit just don't shoot me man, I wasn't serious about the guns I have, I'm unarmed!
<Partner6> You dipshit.
<J> I whimper to myself...
<J> please don't shoot me Mr.

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<BloodNinja> Wanna cyber?
<DirtyKate> K, but don't tell anybody Wink

<DirtyKate> Who are you?
<BloodNinja> I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot
<BloodNinja> And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's in my Geo Storm.
<DirtyKate> You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car..
<BloodNinja> Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and make an order
<DirtyKate> Haha! OK
<DirtyKate> Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce.
<BloodNinja> Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is Papa John's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials, and then you would make your order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want?
<DirtyKate> I want everything, baby!
<BloodNinja> Is this a delivery?
<DirtyKate> Umm...Yes
<DirtyKate> So you're bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I'm home alone... and I think I'll take a shower...
<BloodNinja> Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house.
<DirtyKate> **pause**
<DirtyKate> I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry up!
<BloodNinja> You can't hurry good pizza.
<BloodNinja> I'm on my way now though
<DirtyKate> **pause**
<DirtyKate> So you're at my front door now.
<BloodNinja> How did you know?
<BloodNinja> I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee table.
<BloodNinja> Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven
<DirtyKate> ooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up baby
<BloodNinja> So you're still in the bathroom?
<DirtyKate> Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself.
<BloodNinja> I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....
<DirtyKate> What the fuck?
<DirtyKate> You perverted piece of shit
<DirtyKate> Fuck

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<Bloodninja> Wanna cyber?
<MommyMelissa> Sure, you into vegetables?
<Bloodninja> What like gardening an shit?
<MommyMelissa> Yeah, something like that.
<Bloodninja> Nuthin turns me on more, check this out
<Bloodninja> You bend over to harvest your radishes.
<MommyMelissa> (pause)
<MommyMelissa> is that it?
<Bloodninja> You water your tomato patch.
<Bloodninja> Are you ready for my fresh produce?
<MommyMelissa> I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING vegetables... Can you make it a little more sexy for me?
<MommyMelissa> (pause)
<Bloodninja> I touch you on your lettuce, you massage my spinach... Sexily.
<Bloodninja> I ride your buttocks, like they were amber waves of grains.
<MommyMelissa> Grain doesn't really turn me on... I was thinking more along the lines of carrots and zucchinis.
<Bloodninja> my zucchinis carresses your carrots.
<Bloodninja> Damn baby your right, this shit is HOT.
<MommyMelissa> ...
<Bloodninja> My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower of love.
<MommyMelissa> What the fuck is this madlibs? I'm outta here.
<Bloodninja> Yah, well I already unleashed my cauliflower, all over your olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can't see. Bitch.
<MommyMelissa> whatever.

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<bloodninja> Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
<BritneySpears14> Aight.
<bloodninja> Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
<BritneySpears14> I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
<bloodninja> Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
<BritneySpears14> Oh, I like to play dress up.
<bloodninja> Me too baby.
<BritneySpears14> I kiss you softly on your chest.
<bloodninja> I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
<BritneySpears14> Hey...
<bloodninja> I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 chicken of the Infinite.
<BritneySpears14> Funny I still don't see it.
<bloodninja> I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
<BritneySpears14> You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
<bloodninja> Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
<bloodninja> I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
<BritneySpears14> Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
<bloodninja> Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
<bloodninja> King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
<bloodninja> You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
<bloodninja> Baby?

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<BritneySpears14> Ok, are you ready?
<eminemBNJA> Aight, yeah I'm ready.
<BritneySpears14> I like your music Em... Tee hee.
<eminemBNJA> huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
<BritneySpears14> Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
<BritneySpears14> I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
<eminemBNJA> Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
<BritneySpears14> What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
<eminemBNJA> Oh ****
<BritneySpears14> I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
<eminemBNJA> Oh ****
<eminemBNJA> damn I gotta write down your names or something

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VictimX_26: Hi
Cheesedog: hello
Cheesedog: who is this?
VictimX_26: just a someone?
Cheesedog: A someone I know?
VictimX_26: nope
Cheesedog: Then why the hell are you bothering me?
VictimX_26: well sorrrrrry
VictimX_26: I just wanted to chat with you
Cheesedog: why?
VictimX_26: nevermind your an asshole
Cheesedog: Hey wait a minute
VictimX_26: yes?
Cheesedog: look I'm sorry. I'm just a little paranoid
VictimX_26: paranoid?
Cheesedog: yes
VictimX_26: of what?
VictimX_26: me?
Cheesedog: No. I'm in hiding.
VictimX_26: LOL
Cheesedog: Don't fucking laugh at me!
Cheesedog: This shit is serious!
VictimX_26: What are you hiding from?
Cheesedog: The cops.
VictimX_26: gimme a fucking break
Cheesedog: I'm serious.
VictimX_26: I don't get it
Cheesedog: The cops are after me.
VictimX_26: For what?
Cheesedog: I'm wanted in three states
VictimX_26: For???
Cheesedog: It's kindof embarrasing.
Cheesedog: I had sex with a turkey.
Cheesedog: Hello?
VictimX_26: You are fucking sick.
Cheesedog: Send me your picture.
VictimX_26: why?
Cheesedog: so I know you aren't one of them.
VictimX_26: One of what?
Cheesedog: The cops.
VictimX_26: I'm not a cop i told you
Cheesedog: Then send me your picture.
VictimX_26: hold on
Cheesedog: Hurry up.
Cheesedog: Are you there?
Cheesedog: Fuck you, cop!
VictimX_26: Hey sorry
VictimX_26: I had to do something for my mom.
Cheesedog: I thought you were trying to find a picture to send to me.
Cheesedog: When really you were notifying the authorities.
Cheesedog: Weren't you!?
VictimX_26: thats not it
Cheesedog: Then what?
VictimX_26: I don't want to send you the picture cause I'm not pretty
Cheesedog: Most cops aren't
VictimX_26: IM NOT A FUCKING COP YOU SHITHEAD!
Cheesedog: Then send me the picture.
VictimX_26: fine. What's your e-mail?
Cheesedog: Just send it through here.
VictimX_26: alright *PIC*
VictimX_26: Did you get it?
Cheesedog: Hold on. I'm looking.
VictimX_26: That was me back in may
VictimX_26: I've lost weight since then.
Cheesedog: I hope so
VictimX_26: what?!?
VictimX_26: that hurt my feelings.
Cheesedog: Did it?
VictimX_26: Yes. I'm not that much smaller than that now.
Cheesedog: Will it make you feel better if I send you my picture?
VictimX_26: yes
Cheesedog: Alright let me find it.
VictimX_26: kks
Cheesedog: Okay here it is. *PIC*
VictimX_26: this isn't you.
Cheesedog: I'll be damned if it ain't!
VictimX_26: You don't look like that.
Cheesedog: How the hell do you know?
VictimX_26: cause your profile has another picture.
Cheesedog: The profile pic is a fake.
Cheesedog: I use it to hide from the cops.
VictimX_26: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol
Cheesedog: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy....
Cheesedog: Not to mention all the groceries.
VictimX_26: Go fuck yourself
Cheesedog: I was going to until I saw that picture
Cheesedog: Now my dick won't get hard for a week.
VictimX_26: I shouldn't have sent you that picture.
VictimX_26: You've done nothing but slam me.
VictimX_26: you hurt me.
Cheesedog: And calling me the Farm Fresh guy doesn't hurt me?
VictimX_26: I thought you were bullshitting me!
Cheesedog: Why would I do that?
VictimX_26: I can't believe that cops are after you
Cheesedog: I can't believe Santa lets you sit on his lap..
VictimX_26: FUCK YOU!!!
Cheesedog: You'd break both of his legs.
VictimX_26: You're a fucking asshole.
VictimX_26: I've been teased my whole life because of my weight
VictimX_26: and you make fun of me when you don't even know me
Cheesedog: Ok. I'm sorry.
VictimX_26: No you aren't
Cheesedog: You're right. I'm not.
Cheesedog: HAARRRRR!
VictimX_26: I'm done with you
Cheesedog: Aww. I'm sorry.
VictimX_26: I'm putting you on ignore
Cheesedog: Wait a sec
Cheesedog: We got off on the wrong foot.
Cheesedog: Wanna start over?
VictimX_26: No
Cheesedog: I'll eat your pussy
VictimX_26: You'll what?
Cheesedog: You heard me.
Cheesedog: I said I'd eat your pussy.
VictimX_26: I thought you said you couldn't get it hard after seeing my picture
Cheesedog: Do I need a hard-on to eat your pussy?
VictimX_26: I'd like to know that the man eating me out is excited yes
Cheesedog: Well I'm not like most men.
Cheesedog: I get excited in different ways.
VictimX_26: Like what?
Cheesedog: Do you really wanna know?
VictimX_26: I don't know
Cheesedog: You have to tell me yes or no.
VictimX_26: I'm afraid to
Cheesedog: Why?
VictimX_26: cause
Cheesedog: cause why?
VictimX_26: well lets see
VictimX_26: you say you have sex with turkeys. You call me fat. then you wanna eat me out
VictimX_26: doesn't that seem strange to you?
Cheesedog: Nope
VictimX_26: well its strange to me
Cheesedog: Fine. I won't do it if you don't want me to
VictimX_26: I didn't say that
Cheesedog: So is that a yes?
VictimX_26: I guess so.
Cheesedog: Ok. I need your help getting excited though.
Cheesedog: Are you willing?
VictimX_26: What do you need me to do?
Cheesedog: I need you talk like a pirate.
VictimX_26: ???
Cheesedog: When I start to go limp... you say "HARRRR!!!"
Cheesedog: ok?
Cheesedog: Hello?
VictimX_26: You can't be serious
Cheesedog: Oh yes I am!
Cheesedog: It's my fantasy.
VictimX_26: this is retarded
Cheesedog: Do you want it or not?
VictimX_26: Yes I want it.
Cheesedog: Then you'll do it for me?
VictimX_26: sure Smile

Cheesedog: Ok. Here we go.
Cheesedog: I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs.
Cheesedog: You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against them
Cheesedog: I softly begin to tounge your wet pussy.
Cheesedog: I run my tounge up and down your smooth slit.
VictimX_26: mmmm yeah
Cheesedog: uh oh ...going limp.
VictimX_26: Har
Cheesedog: You gotta do better than that!
Cheesedog: Your picture was really bad.
VictimX_26: HARRRRRRRRRRRR
Cheesedog: Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your pussy get more moist with every stroke.
Cheesedog: I softly suck on your clit bringing it in and out of my mouth.
Cheesedog: Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes its way to my nose.
Cheesedog: I begin to feel empowered by your femininity.
VictimX_26: mmmmmm you are good
Cheesedog: I feel your thighs tighten as I suck harder
Cheesedog: going limp
VictimX_26: HARRRRRRR
Cheesedog: Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands.
Cheesedog: You begin to sway back and forth.
Cheesedog: going limp
VictimX_26: this is stupid
Cheesedog: ...still limp
Cheesedog: Do it!
VictimX_26: HARRRRRRRRRRRRR
Cheesedog: I turn you around to lick your asshole.
Cheesedog: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.
Cheesedog: I see shit nuggets hanging from the hair around your asshole.
VictimX_26: WTF?!?!?
Cheesedog: They stink really bad.
VictimX_26: OMG STOP!!!
Cheesedog: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass
Cheesedog: I tear off your wooden peg leg.
Cheesedog: I ram it up your ass.
VictimX_26: YOURE A FUCKING PYSCHO!!
Cheesedog: Then I pour hot carmel over your head.
Cheesedog: And turn you into a fucking candy apple...
Cheesedog: I kick you in the face!
VictimX_26: FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!!
Cheesedog: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin...
Cheesedog: Your parrot flys away.
Cheesedog: ...going limp again.
Cheesedog: Hello?
Cheesedog: Say it!
Cheesedog: HAARRRRRR!!!!!
VictimX_26: <USER>

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